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Roman’s intro in the series is pretty iconic. We were the pool boys, right, Frank? Fuckin’ banana cabana? – Roman to Kendall and Frank Besides, I never made it this high in the fucking building! They stuck me in LA with Old Father Time right here. I was never a corporate cock-suck anyway. Shiv’s mother Caroline seizes the opportunity to rub a little salt in the wound by smugly reminding her that Logan will usurp her as the most important person at her wedding. Takes the pressure off.” – Caroline to ShivĪfter one of his many tantrums, Logan decides he won’t attend Shiv’s wedding, but after he realizes he has to in order to keep up public appearances (he can’t have anyone thinking he’s in poor health, after all), he turns up at the very last minute. “Actually, it’s quite good, your being the second-most important person at your wedding. Kendall has been reduced to nothing more than a glassy-eyed, drug-addicted puppet, his dignity and personhood now the playthings of a brutal svengali who cares about nothing but the consolidation of his own power. “My dad told me to” becomes a kind of twisted mantra throughout Season 2, and each time Kendall recites it, he’s committing one of the most pathetic acts of self-flagellation in the history of fiction. “Because my dad told me to.” – Kendall to himself after telling Lawrence why he’s scrapping Vaulter for partsĪfter Kendall sabotages his own masterplan to usurp his father and take control of Waystar at the end of Season 1, he enters into a delicate, unbreakable contract that essentially requires him to do whatever Logan wants, when he wants.

Honestly, this analogy isn’t all that clever, but coming out of James Cromwell’s mouth it’s pretty effin’ great. What’s next, the Jack the Ripper Women’s Health Clinic?” – Ewan to Logan As Logan would say during Boar on the Floor, “eat up, piggies.” 55. We can’t wait to see what sort of abuse the Roy family will hurl at each other in Season 3, but in the meantime, we’re revisiting all our favorite digs from the first two seasons below. Despite the fact that it’s a drama, Succession boasts some of the most hilarious insults on TV, whether they’re delightfully profane one-liners or the kind of jab that cuts its target to their core because it’s just so true. But while the high-stakes plot is riveting and the performances are compelling, they’re hardly the only big draws the show has. 17 for its highly anticipated third season, fans will no doubt be tuning in to find out what happened after Kendall’s bombshell press conference.
